It's a well known and accepted fact that Police Scotland are corrupt to the core (as are their bosses and buddies in the Crown Office & Procurator Fiscal Service).
It's also well known that they also investigate themselves when there are any allegations of corruption in their ranks so no prizes for guessing how that usually turns out!
Police Scotland have a special anti-corruption unit set up to investigate in to police corruption and you probably won't be surprised to learn that there have been more than 100 allegations of wrongdoing against Police Scotland.
But what you WILL be surprised to learn is that those 100+ allegations of wrongdoing against Police Scotland are actually complaints against officers who work IN the anti-corruption unit.
The anti-corruption unit is full of corrupt officers itself!
As they say, you couldn't make it up.
Rotten to the core, the lot of 'em.