Tired of living in a small cramped council house?
Wanna move somewhere a bit bigger and rent free?
I've got just the place for you.
It's a gothic castle in Fife, set in 90 acres of beautiful grounds. It boasts 400 en-suite rooms so there's plenty of room when the family come to stay. It also has a sauna, a steam room and a swimming pool.
Only one little teeny weeny problem - you have to be the Chief Constable of Scotland to get it.