Sunday, 18 September 2016

Free Accommodation Available

Tired of living in a small cramped council house?

Wanna move somewhere a bit bigger and rent free?

I've got just the place for you.

It's a gothic castle in Fife, set in 90 acres of beautiful grounds. It boasts 400 en-suite rooms so there's plenty of room when the family come to stay. It also has a sauna, a steam room and a swimming pool.

Only one little teeny weeny problem - you have to be the Chief Constable of Scotland to get it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3728525/The-chief-constable-lives-castle-free-Police-Scotland-boss-taken-advantage-relocation-packages-three-times-past-five-years.html