According to a new report published in the Sunday Mail newspaper, if you live in Scotland and drive a motor vehicle you are more likely to have points on your licence than anyone anywhere else in the whole of the UK.
There can only be one of two explanations for this:
1. Motorists in Scotland are nothing more than a bunch of criminals who break the law more than anyone else in the UK.
2. Untrustworthy Police Scotland are facing an £85 million budget shortfall and are targeting motorists in order to make money from them.
I'll let you decide.