Dundee is supposedly enjoying a bit of a crime free time.
According to Police Scotland the number of crimes in Dundee has fallen since Police Scotland formed themselves in to one centralised police force.
So there we have it.
The Police Scotland experiment is a success story.
Eh, well hang on, maybe not quite.
You see untrustworthy Police Scotland don't seem to have taken in to account the recent survey that showed more than 35% of the public don't bother to report crimes any more because they have no faith that police will turn up or do anything.
So are our police doing a wonderful job in reducing crime...or are they just a bunch of incompetents who like to fiddle figures.
But I know what I think...