John Mauger was the assistant chief constable of Police Scotland. Among his duties were responsibility for counter terrorism, public order, and he was a sporting events commander.
That was until he was suspended of course.
In yet another 'stooshie' we find he has now also been charged with shoplifting after it is alleged he stole batteries and football stickers from a Tesco store down in England.
If he's guilty it'll be one less corrupt cop in the system thanks to the eagle eyed security guys at Tesco.
Yeah, "Every Little Helps".