Friday, 8 April 2016

Yes, I Know It's Illegal, But We're The Police

Wonderful news for all those facing trial in the Scottish courts.

Scotland's top cop Phil 'Gormless' has appeared in front of the Holyrood Justice Committee to answer to the police spying scandal. You remember that scandal don't you? It's the one where police illegally spied on journalists.

I've highlighted the word illegally because it's important to this story.

Uncle Phil has told the Justice Committee that "mistakes and oversights were made" and there is an action plan in place to prevent it happening again.

Thanks Phil, that pretty much clears it all up then.

So if you ever find yourself on trial in a Scottish court of law for doing something illegal and want to get away with it and walk free from court, just admit your guilt and tell the judge 'mistakes and oversights were made' but you've put an action plan in place to prevent it happening again.

Let me know how you get on.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/politics/police-scotland-chief-confident-there-will-be-no-repeat-of-spying-scandal-1.926686