Sunday 27 March 2016

Pay Us £100 And We'll Save You £100

Wow, amazing news just in!

Since I spoke last week about giving speeding drivers the option to take a speed awareness course instead of points and a fine, Scotland's chief constable Phil 'Gormless' has given his backing to the scheme.

It now looks like I'll have to take back all those posts I've written about police speed traps and the fines they impose on drivers being a money making scam for the police.

Oh, wait, hang on a minute. I've just checked the small print on this.

The speed awareness workshops will apparently cost £100.

Ah, I should've guessed that any alternative scheme would still involve police finding some way to scam money out of motorists. Never fails.

You know what they say, if it looks too good to be true....