I didn't know that Police Scotland had a rugby team but it turns out they do.
Not only that, but in a recent Scottish police versus English police rugby match they scored a victory over the 'auld enemy'.
I immediately had two thoughts.
1. What team was our chief constable Phil 'Gormless' supporting?
2. Did untrustworthy Police Scotland win fair and square - or did they secretly spy on their counterparts to get information on their tactics?