Wednesday 24 February 2016

Wanted, Corrupt Procurator Fiscal

Just thought I'd pass this job offer on to my army of readers.

The Crown office are currently looking for a Crown Agent & Chief Executive and are offering a salary of around £105,000. The job came up when Catherine Dyer announced her retirement.

It's a job worth doing and decent money so I recommend it to anyone who feels they are qualified to take it on.

Honest, decent, fair, and just persons need not apply though.

You just won't fit in with Crown Office & Procurator Fiscal Service culture.

However corrupt individuals who know how to bastardise the law and twist the terms 'sufficient evidence in law', 'insufficient evidence in law', 'in the public interest' and 'not in the public interest' to do absolutely anything you want to do while appearing completely justified in doing it should definitely apply.