Wednesday 3 February 2016

Undercover Boss

New chief constable of Scotland Phil 'Gormless' is facing further calls to clarify his involvement with the infamous Special Demonstrations Squad who's undercover officers had sex with women demonstrators to gain intelligence information from them.

Phil isn't saying too much about it at the moment. In fact he has been extremely tight-lipped about the whole thing and doesn't seem to want to answer questions.

So let me answer for him instead.

He was their boss.

There you go, wasn't so difficult after all eh.