Tuesday 9 February 2016

Gone Fishing

Police Scotland have been criticised by concerned residents in Peebles about the length of time they take to respond to emergency calls.

There has been a number of disturbances in the town centre recently but by the time untrustworthy Police Scotland finally turn up, the culprits have long gone.

So where are our inefficient boys in blue when the people of Peebles need them?

No-one knows.

Could they be sitting by the River Tweed with a fishing rod perhaps?

Because according to the people of Peebles, a salmon is the only thing Police Scotland seem to be able to catch these days.