Tuesday, 26 January 2016

Heederum Hoderum

Do you speak Scottish Gaelic and want to earn £18,000 a year with Police Scotland?

There's a job going a-begging for anyone who would like to be the Scottish force's first Gaelic development assistant - going around the country promoting our Gaelic language and culture.

Police Scotland aim to be bilingual by 2020.

The downside to the job is that you'll be working with police officers from Police Scotland - and the only understanding of 'Heederum Hoderum' that they have is 'you haud him and I'll heider him'.

Just ask anyone who's ever had the misfortune to encounter untrustworthy Police Scotland's thugs.

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/uk/scotland/article4661762.ece