Wednesday 27 February 2013

I Get The Last Laugh

Did you know that you can hire a professional mourner to cry at your funeral?

Admittedly it may cost you a few quid as you'd have to fly the mourner in from Taiwan, but it's a great idea and I think it will catch on here.

I'm definitely hiring her for my funeral.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not planning on going anytime soon. Like everyone, I want to  go to heaven - just not today.

But what I DO want to do is prove all my enemies wrong who say no-one will be crying when I die...